"It was a euphemism for vagina. I didn't know you actually had a dragon, that is pretty cool."
Plot twist: the princess has a bad dragon.
Twist to the plot twist: the knight knew it and is specifically there to, ahem, slay the bad dragon.
Ah, thoughts of sheer filth. I love it.
Knights are abundant, dragons are rare.
For this reason alone I'd choose the dragon, too. If I ever were to choose, of course.
“Slay your dragon” … is that what they call it now?
Stockholm
Is lovely this time of year.
then why is my dragon so hecking cute and valid?
Why is she asking him if her dragon is cool?
It's conveying incredulity, not a question.
I just expected someone who writes professionally to write better than a Tumblr post
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