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[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 months ago

I'd rather mount them on my Wiesel.

[-] teddy2021@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago
[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Nanomachines, son

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Kurabara kurabara

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Drake.

There are only two missiles on our left.

Where's the sixth nuke?

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

M388 my beloved

[-] Thunderphenol@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

What happens when one of the nukes get shot by the enemy? XD

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

The enemy may have elements in the same postal code so either way you may kill some of them.

Joking aside I think shooting a nuke has more of achance to disable it more than anything else. They have to be someone precise to work and putting a fucking bullet hole in one would fuck it up let alone blowing it up.

this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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