NGL feeling low. Lost my job at WeedMaps today. I told them in my interview that I only smoke straight fire but I got the piss test back and it showed I've been smoking mid. I already put in notice at my current job. what do I do?
A barrel roll.
I need translation.
OP took the test too lightly and didn't get a score high enough to pass. Maybe if they don't show up for work the next day, they can get some credit back and maybe get chance for a re-takr. But they'll need to take it seriously this time and walk the talk.
What score on a drug test? That he only smoked good shit? I have never taken a drug test for quality. It's only been if they were done or not.
Oh. See. I didn't know that the whole post was a joke. I thought it might be a joke. But there was something there that made me think it could be real.
Everything is a joke, my lad.
Lol, it's all good.
Test better drugs
Get some moon rocks and furgettaboutit.
Thanks man! Helps to hear some positivity as I’m getting my numbers up!
Smoking is the mistake, you need edibles.
it's ok bruh we'll train harder
get a different plug
Jeweled plug or too ostentatious?
Remote vibrating. Then, learn to play chess.
Holy hell
The butt furry tail.
Pic of OP looks remarkably like Emmanuel Macron
I heard Emmanuel Macron likes Iced Coffee. Maybe we're onto something here.
Should have studied harder.
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