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Someone's bound to have one (lemmy.world)
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[–] Gloria@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If he has an amulet, jump back in the car and yell "Great! Now we only need the baby blood! To the newborn-ward!"

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

"Well do you KNOW anyone who's selling cursed amulets?"

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Reminds me of Mike Tyson’s mysteries (cartoon on adult swim) where Mike Tyson and crew solve mysteries with one being how norm MacDonald got turned into a pigeon by his witch ex wife https://youtu.be/imHj4x1JudU

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don't care what people say, that show was a gem. Especially since it has Norm, haha.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TIL Mike Tyson went on to solve mysteries after he murdered his wife.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you confuse Mike Tyson with OJ Simpson?

[–] StephniBefni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Did Mike Tyson murder his wife?

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plot twist - the dog replies with, "Well hurry it up, Elizabeth!"

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

"Actually Liz, dont worry about changing me back. I just found out I can lick myself..."

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

First real out-loud laugh of the day. And I've been here for hours. Cheers!