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[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 106 points 6 months ago

Cats ARE stinky, though... the litter box is in your house

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

There's also just a certain...musk? It's immediately noticeable when you enter someone's house and they have a cat. I feel like the residents must get nose blind to it because they don't believe me when I tell them, but there is definitely a certain cat smell that just gets everywhere.

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

I think it's cat pheromones which they use to indicate wheter the place is safe. people claim you can't smell it but I can definetly smell it

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Mainly depends on the flat size and how often ppl clean. At my parents place you notice the cat smell only in her room... You can guess the size of that place, as the cat has it's own "40 m^2 apartment" to sleep.

If you are in a small place and the cat always lies in the same corners is clear that they smell without washing. It's like wearing the same hoody for months without washing.

My wife and I get two cats tomorrow for our 60m^2 flat. Let's see how that pans out.

[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

its the shit in the litterbox. or the cat just farted

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago

There's no avoiding cleaning shit

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

My cat mostly shit outside for like 13 years and only started going in litter box when he got old or was trapped inside

it was nice while it lasted

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Good luck cleaning a baby's ass with a litter scoop

[-] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah, cat poop smells way worse than baby poop.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I mean, that's their poop. Everybody's poop stinks. There's obviously mitigation strategies, but if the actual cat stinks, you should probably consult with your vet and maybe give them a bath with or without water? Cats don't usually stink...

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

And they spreading their musk is like part of their definition as a cat.

As someone who has had both cats and dogs basically my whole life, Idk what this cope is about cats not being stinky. Everyone who has a cat has a place that smells like cat. Same with dogs. Unless you're a compulsive cleaner and purposely cover up all smells preemptively with chemicals, you're place will smell a bit like your pet. We're all stinky babies at the end of the day.

[-] azulon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Exactly, which is why I always preferred to keep amphibians as pets. No smell at all. And mammals all stink.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

Nothing more cuddly than a horned lizard!

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 42 points 6 months ago

Who the hell would throw off a baby from a 20 stroy building?

The max I’ve tried was 3 and that was already pushing it, only worked due to the long grass below.

[-] lolnothingmatters@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago

Eric Clapton?

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

It's the efficient thing to do when you're taking care of the bath water and live on the 20 stroy building. You know the saying, "If you don't throw the baby out with the bathwater, you'll need to take an extra trip to the window."

And if you're wondering why we don't just use the drain, babies don't fit down most drains. Try having a kid for a bit and you'll see!

[-] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The worst part about babies is their full set of adult teeth.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

Stinky ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 2 points 6 months ago
[-] TheLameSauce@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

My cats straight up have the world's nastiest farts

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What are you feeding them?

[-] TheLameSauce@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Broccoli and lutefisk, why do you ask?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Because the two are related

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 19 points 6 months ago

So, this baby has teeth (and babies of this age do not usually). I can't tell if we are all just unnerved and not noticing, or ignoring for the benefit of the joke. So this is for whoever falls in the first camp.

[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Yup. That a newborn with teeth, which is impossible. My son's teeth came in very early, but his first one was at about 4 or 5 months. They also all come in at different times, so they're not all the same size like the teeth in the meme. I think it's an AI image.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Not impossible but most probably shopped.

[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 19 points 6 months ago

With that baby around, I think it's you who needs to worry about surviving a 20-story fall.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yea that’s not a baby, it’s Bugsy the mafia boss. It’s always the little guy running things

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago

Crying babies sound like cats being tortured.

[-] ToxicWaste@lemm.ee 16 points 6 months ago

(/) brings you killed mice (x)

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

WTF kind of evil demon spawn baby is that lol

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

My cat is stinky as shit. I still love him though

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Smelly cat

SMEEELLY CAT

WHAT are they FEEDING you!?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Well someone must've been playing with a pussy to make that baby. I have no explanation for its full set of adult teeth though.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

vagina dentata?

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Babies, not even omce

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[-] Vej@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

My cat farts on me.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Idk if there have been enough case studies to draw any conclusions on the third point with a reasonable degree of certainty.

Get me clip board, I'm heading to the NICU.

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