Here is chonky Ted fast asleep after dinner.

Got two old wisdom teeth removed this morning (not impacted, just decayed).

Total time spent in dental chair.....28 minutes.

5 minute chat explaining what's what

20 minutes of injecting local anaesthetic and waiting for it to kick in

3 minutes of the smoothest tooth extraction I've ever had.

Now the suffering begins

Only four hours of restless sleep, because the cat was a fucking monster last night.

So many bite marks up my arm 😭

Edit: the asshole in question, the most adorable agent of chaos. Must worship Tzeentch or Khorne

I made this.

Kind of like a smores but with stale anzac biscuits, marshmallow and raspberry jam so more like a warm Monte Carlo. It didn't disappoint.

I'm pretty confident we've hit the point where Tinyest is trying to talk to us not just saying words because he can. You can see him actively trying to communicate. We got "Ta" very clearly last night for the first time so we're up to 3 clear words.

Its a real shock when they go from "baby" to "toddler" in your brain.

Today's going to be a good day. I declare it so.

What would you do? A partner’s sibling having a wedding an another State assigns you cake duty. This means buying a weddin-ish cake, getting it to an airport, lap flying it for about 2hr, a 2hr train ride, and something more to venue.

So that $25 Android Auto Wireless adaptor I got from AliExpress.... Totally works @TinyBreak@aussie.zone 😳

My cat snores. Always learning new things about this fluffy little thing.

I bought the kitty's Zylkene. Buying higher doses and dividing the capsules works out cheaper.

She's good on food and litter for now, I just try to always stock up if I spot deals.

I remember a couple of years ago, I burned my immune system to the ground doing sport and gym, and caught pneumonia.

So what did this genius do? Not wait long enough before he went back to physical stuff and caught it again a week later.

This is what I remind myself of when I'm getting antsy sitting around sick now.

Day 37: The chicken, it haunts my dreams. The rain is gravy and underfoot; broccoli and green beans.

So it goes.

Mmm food and coffee.

It’s cold today.

Got a dressing gown on and a hot water bottle on my lap.

Hardest part of my day is going to be taking out the bins today.

Today on audible I am listening to* Stolen Focus by Johann Hari * read by Johann Hari.

irl I listen to, watch or read the video/movie/documentary or book 3 times if I want it to stick.

In the United States, teenagers can focus on one task for only sixty-five seconds at a time, and office workers average only three minutes. Like so many of us, Johann Hari was finding that constantly switching from device to device and tab to tab was a diminishing and depressing way to live. He tried all sorts of self-help solutions—even abandoning his phone for three months—but nothing seemed to work. So Hari went on an epic journey across the world to interview the leading experts on human attention—and he discovered that everything we think we know about this crisis is wrong.

CBM advertisement. I am totally not admitting to just buying several kilograms of milo. They also currently have cheap period knickers if you are a size 12, and a metric butttonne of truffle stuff.

Unaddressed mail is wild. I just opened a letter addresses to our address but with no name, not even a return name (although strangely, a return address). It's in cursive and I can't read cursive but I'm pretty sure it's some sort of conspiracy theory. All I can decipher is something about new governments and children of God. They also addressed this letter as "dear neighbour" even though the return address is 9 suburbs away

Even stranger - it's a proper letter, like with stamps and an envelope and all the works. But the letter is a page ripped out of a ruled notebook

Edit: I searched the address and it seems to be some sort of weird gated Jehovah witness community thing. Absolutely wild

I've now pulled out my old rotary beaters. Infinitely variable speed and a free aerobic workout with every bowl mixed!

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