I will happily eat whoppers until my mouth feels weird
I really like them. My coworkers and family hate them, and mock me for liking them. But I get all of the unwanted Whoppers at Halloween, so it's worth their contempt.
Ever bit into a stale one that's turned chewy? Happened to me once and the thought of eating another Whopper makes me gag
Peanut M&Ms. I cannot be expected eat them responsibly.
This is it for me. I don't even like most candy after the first one or two. I'll have something and think 'oh that's good' but then not go back for more, but with peanut m&ms I can and will keep going until they're gone.
The only way to regulate my intake is not to buy them.
I've yet to discover the amount needed for me not be able to eat them all in one standing.
Those Fast Break candy bars, idk why. Used to be Reese's Cups but became meh for whatever reason.
Hershey's chocolates, including Reese's, have gotten noticeably worse over th last 10 years. Peanut butter cups have gotten waxy and less flavorful.
Starburst Jelly beans. Can literally eat that shit by the bagful I swear.
Candy Corn. Some people insist they taste like wax, and I'm like, "What?!" I will chew those things all day long.
Why is every post on here one of the “Security Questions” for my bank?
Albanese gummy bears. If you bring Haribo to a party I'm going to punch you in the stomach.
“ I’m not going over there. Last time I brought gummy bears and he punched me in the stomach.”
"This time I bought sugar free as revenge"
Getting punched in the stomach after sugar-free Haribo gummy bears is my fetish.
Hmmm maybe Girl Scout Thin Mints
I'm usually more of a savory guy. I'll fucking eat all the sharp cheddar cheese and salty crackers
Red vines, once I open a bag it's game over, it will 100% be gone that day. The size of the bag does not matter. The only ones that last longer are the multi-pound tubs.
Chocolate covered raisins. I will singlehandedly demolish half a pound if I don't watch it
Literally anything from Aldi. Every single sweet they sell there is amazing, stupidly cheap, bafflingly well made.
Outside of that, Easter egg reese's pieces eggs. They have a way better ratio of peanut butter to candy shell than the little bits.
Take 5. It is a gridded pretzel with peanut butter, caramel, whole peanuts, and chocolate. If you love salty sweet and you like texture this candy is everything.
Not quite candy but I think it's close enough to count here: Co-op's own brand salt & vinegar kettle crisps. They're so vinegary it hurts. It's wonderful.
Now n' Laters. They're actually all nows and none laters, I can down 4 boxes easy in one sitting.
Costco used to (still does?) sell these tubs of chocolate covered caramel macadamia nut clusters. Literally food of the diabetic gods. I had to stop buying them because they were expensive AF and disappeared way too quickly.
Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs - specifically the ones for Easter. Those things are insanely easy for me to eat 2000 calories of.
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Ferrero Rocher and Andes chocolates
Crispy M&Ms. I was sad when they discontinued them. Now they've rebranded as crunchy cookie or some shit.
Skittles
Nerds. If I ever buy a box of them, I’ve eaten them all by that night. They’re basically just flavored sugar clumps and I love them.
Mango ginger chews, these Polish pineapple ginger candies which are 1.39 a bag despite inflation, and dark chocolate covered dried mango. Absolutely wonderful.
Cadbury Mini Eggs.
And any decent quality or better saltwater taffy.
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