That would be nice, but in America, I’m not sure there’s anything like a permanent record for cops.

Yeah, that seems like the best explanation. In that case, I’d like to add “reprehensible” to my other insults.

So… uh… what am I looking at here? What’s this pic supposed to show? I just see two guys in a boxing ring.

As an American, this sickens me.

Desperate and pathetic. Have these guys never heard of the internet?

I’m sure they’re hanging on his every word.

I’ve seen several versions of this meme, and I always wonder what the original is

The “HUP” is great

Maybe she quit because his reaction to her having a boyfriend creeped her out. She didn’t want to be around someone who misinterpreted what were merely friendly gestures.

The people who say that we’re building Skynet will be totally creeped out by this, and I won’t make fun of them for it.

Still, “under $2,000” for a corporation of that size is a surprisingly low amount, compared to the others. Not even worth the negative publicity. Odd choice.

Not to worry. She protected her “beliefs and faith”, so she’s still got “thoughts and prayers” to fall back on, right?