I mostly main last place, but I sometimes come in 10th.
Yoshi.
Luigi because the L stands for “winner”
Makes sense.
Waluigi
Rosalina, with one of the sport bikes
Waaaa
I identify with Waluigi cuz his long legs barely fucking fit in most cars
Toad
Toad on a motorcycle is my go-to! He’s very light and agile, but can be pushed around too easily
A Mii that looks like me.
Warrio all day
Waluigi if available, otherwise yoshi.
Mario... Yes i'm that one guy that plays Mario and i'm proud of it!
You and me both, brotha! There's dozens of us!
I’ve always used DK because his weight knocks others out of the way. Slow acceleration isn’t an issue if you’re good at drifting.
Tanooki Mario 🦝
Either Toad or Yoshi.
Peach for sure, sometimes DK if I'm feeling rambunctious
Shy Guy
I like the black Shy Guy because of his edgy black hoodie.
Pink Gold Peach is actually top tier
Wario. His butt makes me laugh, especially on a motorcycle.
Koopa Trooper on the OG Mario Kart, but for some reason I always do better with the Inklings on the newer one.
Always Yoshi, but if he’s already taken then Lakitu or Koopa!
Toad or Shy Guy
Shy guy all the way!
Luigi or Dry Bowser. Or Dry Bones on DS.
Metal Mario
I've only played Mario Kart on the DS, but I played it a ton. I almost always picked Dry Bones. Something about him in the generic cart just felt right in terms of handling etc.
Mariokart 8 deluxe:
Tryhard: Tanuki Mario
Casual/200cc: baby luigi
Mariokart DS
Peach, drift stat good
Roy
Always Roy
cat peach
or peach if its not mario kart 8
Toad ftw
Kamek
Yoshi until MK8, now Link. Yoshi had the right balance of speed, weight, and cute, but I can't not use Link.
Woomy
But I haven't played it for like half a year at this point because I went to play the woomy game instead
Funky kong all the way
It's a shame he isn't in MK8DX
Fingers crossed he’s in wave 6.
Lakitu
DK in the streetle! (Or biddybuggy or whatever the bugcar is called)
On Wii I maimed as Luigi on the mach bike
Gold Mario and Gold Kart parts. It started as a self brag (I usually just play solo) then turned into a challenge, then turned into my main. Mainly due to weight and speed.
Petey Piranha and Wiggler have recently shown up as contenders for weight and speed, though, so I might end up trying them more and more.
Only MK I played was the original SNES one. I mained Yoshi. 😅
I would say Princess Peach or Birdo.
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