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Let's not forget the real reason for Cinco De Mayo (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by _thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago

"I'll be back some day"

"Why?"

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago

"Will you kiss me on the veranda?"

"The lips will be fine."

[-] jrbaconcheese@yall.theatl.social 14 points 6 months ago

He’s not just famous, he’s _in_famous!

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

Use *asterisks* for in-word italics: *in*famous → infamous.

[-] Odo@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

"I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora."

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

I don't know who these guys are, but man, they be stylin'.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 6 months ago

From left to right: Martin Short, Chevy Chase, and Steve Martin in the film Three Amigos!

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 13 points 6 months ago

Isn't Chevy Chase on the right?

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 months ago

You're correct. My brain jumbled it for some reason.

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago

Happens to us all

[-] Dreizehn@kbin.social 8 points 6 months ago

In 1821, Mexico was a big country.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

What happened

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

¿Wha HApin?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 6 months ago

The first Texan War for Slavery

[-] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

Can I have your watch when you are dead? https://youtu.be/_TqH3o0i-lU?si=I3Q2FTgJkDGYhX3C

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

I don't even know the not-real reason for it

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I got Cinco de Ocho!

[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee -2 points 6 months ago

“What’s the history of Cinco De Mayo?”

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 months ago

It's got nothing to do with mayo?

[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

You’re thinking of the lesser-known holiday, Miracle Whip de Mayo

this post was submitted on 05 May 2024

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