In Wales, the veil between our world and the spirit world is a lot thinner, so they don’t need smartphones. A cup of strong fermented drink and a neolithic stone circle will suffice.
I mean, parts of Wales have a tradition of rap battling a horse skeleton for beer. Seems like you might be right.
Gwlad! Gwlad! Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad.
Tra môr yn fur i'r bur hoff bau,
O bydded i'r hen iaith barhau.
Not “other”, but “none”. Wales still rocking the landline?
Nah mate they’ve been turned off innit
Presumably it really means not enough data.
And pidgeons maybe?
That's because the Welsh just sing to each other, in a soulful baritone, across the hills and valleys.
All still on blackberrys
Didn’t get the questionnaire bc they all use bbm still
Fair and based.
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
