I did this in undergrad. Campus security stopped me, I argued, he called his supervisor on the radio. We chatted for a while, and turns out he was from Venezuela, had studied what I was studying, and was an overall pleasant character. Supervisor response was basically, "wow college kids think they're really clever don't they?", and I was asked, politely, to cease.

I felt like a bit of a dick after that.

The disappointment if they don't continue increasing the length of the sign to account for every possible scenario

What about riding on the back of my leashed leather gimp?

Ripstick, Hoverboard, Longboard, etc

Stealth riding my Heelys to escape my feelys.

Finally an excuse to use a Segway.

laughs in tricycle and hoverboard

Seems like a lot of work to me. I'd probably just ride a motorbike through.

There's something I don't understand that maybe other unicycle riders can explain to me. I can ride a unicycle and I can even juggle while riding one, but I cannot go more than 200 feet or so before my thighs completely burn out and I fall over. How do people use these things as actual forms of transportation?

Amateur!

It's his world, we're just living in it 🤣

No memes here, apparently.