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Anon makes a satanic pact (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Dude did a reverse image search, checked out facebook and insta messaged her "Hey my buddy Anon wont shut the fuck up about how amazing you are but doesnt want to ruin the work relationship by asking you out. So please..."

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 6 months ago
[-] sazey@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

On the internet? Are you sure?

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

People don't just go around lying on the internet. Especially in greentext format. That would be dishonest.

[-] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

If you can't trust green text, can you really trust anyone or anything?

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

The joke is on Satan. Anon was already a soulless husk.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Doesn't matter had sex

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago
[-] Titou@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Bro fear God but is a 4chan user

[-] stembolts@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They sold their soul for some (potential) sex and who knows, maybe a relationship or a lifetime of companionship.

Idk, coulda done worse. Hell is probably more fun than heaven anyway.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

There's no hell and no afterlife. Go fuck her, it's fine.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Don't fish in the company's pool.

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime

That's why I fish on company time

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

People have that attitude in Korea, now the average number of children per woman is 0.7

Not per person, per woman

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Meeting people at work is the worst way to meet people.

"Oh hey. Our major thing in common is that we're both working for the same business.

Lets hook up so that we can be constantly reminded of work when we see each other.

On top of that: if we break up (which is highly likely) it'll get awkward at the place where we gain money to pay for necessities."

No thanks.

Edit: Also the reason why Korea has a low birth rate isn't due to "not dating at work".

https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-031-29666-6_9

[-] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 months ago

Counterpoint - sneaky sex at work.

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee -1 points 6 months ago
  1. That's a good thing.

  2. Engaging in relationships at work can not benefit your future ability to care for potential offspring, only hurt that ability.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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