Dude did a reverse image search, checked out facebook and insta messaged her "Hey my buddy Anon wont shut the fuck up about how amazing you are but doesnt want to ruin the work relationship by asking you out. So please..."
Or
It's a lie
On the internet? Are you sure?
People don't just go around lying on the internet. Especially in greentext format. That would be dishonest.
If you can't trust green text, can you really trust anyone or anything?
The joke is on Satan. Anon was already a soulless husk.
Doesn't matter had sex
Bro fear God but is a 4chan user
They sold their soul for some (potential) sex and who knows, maybe a relationship or a lifetime of companionship.
Idk, coulda done worse. Hell is probably more fun than heaven anyway.
There's no hell and no afterlife. Go fuck her, it's fine.
Don't fish in the company's pool.
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime
That's why I fish on company time
People have that attitude in Korea, now the average number of children per woman is 0.7
Not per person, per woman
Meeting people at work is the worst way to meet people.
"Oh hey. Our major thing in common is that we're both working for the same business.
Lets hook up so that we can be constantly reminded of work when we see each other.
On top of that: if we break up (which is highly likely) it'll get awkward at the place where we gain money to pay for necessities."
No thanks.
Edit: Also the reason why Korea has a low birth rate isn't due to "not dating at work".
https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-031-29666-6_9
Counterpoint - sneaky sex at work.
That's a good thing.
Engaging in relationships at work can not benefit your future ability to care for potential offspring, only hurt that ability.
Yolo.
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