The episode/direct-to-DVD-movie "Bender's Big Score" recontextualized the episode with the dead dog and actually made it a happy ending (without changing or cheapening it in any way, IMO).

Just be on the lookout for “Not Affiliated With Futurama Brass Knuckle Co.”

Just do what I do. Memorize the first 3 seconds of the episode so you can immediately skip it.

I can stomach Jurassic Bark.

Game of Tones makes me weep like a little baby.

Bunch of Dennis Reynolds around here, trying to avoid feeling feelings.

The episode doesnt bother me. Then again never owned a dog growing up. Mom was a cat lady.