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[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Take this - this is my body with 20% less trans-fats and 140% of your daily riboflavin per serving!*

*when taken as part of a complete Jesus meal, see packaging for details

[-] enleeten@discuss.online 6 points 6 months ago

Well christ on a cracker

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
[-] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

Peace i leave, my peace I give to you, as we eat reesies peecies with the lord.

[-] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Your move, holy man

this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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