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submitted 6 months ago by ElleGray@mstdn.social to c/tails@lemmon.website

Image description: Professional soccer player holding up a new sports shoe. The shoe is dark beige, the base pink, then green. It looks like a sandwich with tomatoes and lettuce


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[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 48 points 6 months ago

My thought process:

“What else would you notice? That’s a huge sandwich. Is there something else I’m missing? Is she someone famous to other people? OOOOOHH!”

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I also thought it was a new meme about an invisible person, lol.

[-] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

It still looks more like a sandwich than a shoe.

What a startlingly ugly shoe.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

It looks like a sandwich with salmon where the bread should be. A salmonwich.

Also is that pesto?? Is that pesto on the sandwich? Ohhhh it’s grass clippings. I thought it was pesto.

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

There’s a shoe? Where?

[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 16 points 6 months ago

That’s a bad survival strategy for shoes who don’t want to be eaten.

This is what happens when you play god

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

You ever had a sandwich so good you just start showing it off to other people?

[-] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 8 points 6 months ago

Looks like salad in a salmon pocket.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Dude I said let her down easy, not give her a complex

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 6 months ago
[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

forbidden snack

this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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