this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 119 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Congrats on the balls dude.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Sorry about the chafing, dude.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 79 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd consider her a keeper as she clearly loves you how you are. Everyone has their pros and cons, and she looks like she sees your cons, but also your pros and still loves how you are.

Also, she's funny so that is a huge pro for her.

Lastly, congrats on the balls my friend.

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She is funny as fuck quick wit that makes my dumb ass laugh.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Then she sounds like a keeper.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If she is still with u then its probably fine no?

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 years ago
[–] Subject6051@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is there no way to sudo apt upgrade that package of yours?

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

pacman -Syyu might give you a package with a bigger version number

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

great balls dude, thats a W

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

more like a ω

wait ... are y'alls pointy ?

[–] Simbomba@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

You mean ...

Yours ain't?

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would laugh, that's always;s the best way to take a joke.

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So she would laugh during sex?

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

The old "pod racer" package.

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Have you expressed insecurity with your size? It sounds like she's trying to reassure you.

Not all of us, including myself, were destined to be porn stars, my friend. If it's a relationship based on more than physical attraction, it shouldn't matter. And there are lots of ways to please a partner... :P

[–] lichtmetzger@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

I would ask her what she meant by it. Seems like maybe to be supportive? If you talk to her about it though there will be no uncertainty.

[–] Raisin8659@monyet.cc 4 points 2 years ago

Congratulations for being handful.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

It's a joke dude, there is no need to crumble into a fine powder upon seeing it.

[–] pleasemakesense@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think he is fully aware it's a joke mate, I would even venture to guess the title of the post is also somewhat of a joke

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I take this as a reverse psychology nudge.

[–] grumpyrico@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did you have to leave reddid because you have a girlfriend?

... Asking for a friend

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

No i left because i couldn't use it anymore reddit was fun wile it lasted

[–] happyhippo@feddit.it 1 points 2 years ago

So, balls, huh?

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hmm. actually a brilliant early bad-relationship warning system. depending on his reaction, you can decide early to dump or keep him.

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

I thought it was funny as fuck, cant take life to seriously you know.