There really isn't a funnier punchline than "USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST".

I feel like second poster has the right idea because beyond his point most of these little 'rules of thumb' have a list of exceptions bigger than my apartment.

I love the idea of mothman showing up for mundane disasters. Mothman says hi to you while you're pouring coffee and you not only spill but break a mug you kinda liked.

It was a glider with a rocket, essentially. Apparently a lot of the test pilots liked it before they, well, died a death horrible enough that I don't even feel that great wishing it on a nazi.

Edit: also it may have been the first aircraft to break the sound barrier, one of the test pilots maxed out the speedo and reported a noise that he thought was the rocket exploding.

Yeah you really don't have to look that far back in history for tinder to seem less weird.

Boeing sure seems to be on a winning streak.

I don't think the person who made the dish and wrote the caption are the same person, I'm going to guess this is a different dish entirely, albeit with a viscerally disturbing presentation.

Fake money for criminals bought me a lot of fun drugs back in the day so...

A literal ton wouldn't do anything measurable but yeah, adding more material of lower atomic numbers would in theory work considering it's a fusion engine and wouldn't exactly scoff at having to break the water molecule before using it.

Edit: like maybe if there was a star with a bunch of particularly wet planets around it and you somehow deorbited them, since as far as I'm aware the elements heavier than iron are just dead weight, they wouldn't put out the star or anything.

I'd argue having electric vehicles harassing pedestrians on the sidewalks and trails contributes to the number of cars on the road as it makes walking or taking a pedal bike anywhere even more inconvenient, the opposite of what we need.

For as much as I like about living in a friendly tourist town, no the people here are a touch too civilized to assault a high school over a scooter accident.

The fucks wrong with y'all ranking ketchup above tomatoes. This is why this country has to drive everywhere because you need added sugar for your fucking vegetables.