Can you make an API to randomize it for my email sign off for work? Getting real tired of lying that I have any regards, or that they are kind.
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How about that Tiananmen square massacre of students and civilians by the PLA on 4 Jine, 1989 though?
Textbook whataboutism.
Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king.
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Job websites โ
Just to remind them they ain't shit
May the odds be ever in their favor
The best one, of course
Google "I have way too many laptops and they all work great."
Google aggressively reduces prices on laptops to tempt you to buy more of them anyway.
You buy 3 more to go with your ever increasing pile
Here is what it looked like when I got it home:
Fully stripped back:
And restored to it's former glory:
I couldn't find the Sudanese marine corps headquarters but it's probably shaped like a crayon.
It's okay, I can make this joke because some of my best friends are welders
All the kids at my school smoked weed. Not at the private catholic school next door, though. They all could afford cocaine.