Replace 'virgin' with 'potential rapist' and you've got it.

Blue and red, they're basically the same party at this point.

My grandma used hers as a fruit bowl well into the 2010's.

My mother used her one for salads till it got too gross after that hideous 'season the bowl, not the leaves' trend, that had people only wiping down their salad bowls after use to preserve the 'seasoning'.

Pretty sure the salad trend happened before I was born though, so I'm not actually sure how/why I know that.

Cries in audhd.

Feeling like I can fall out of reality and into the backrooms just by taking the wrong corridor or waking up at the wrong hour.

Yallrite/babe

Terf island too.

That top link should say "40% over capacity on fresh water", typo sorry.

Well I mean if you stopped eating them and started hoarding them by the billion per hour down caves and abandoned mine shafts, we might actually stand a chance at beating this thing if you started 250 years ago.

All things considered, we should probably just enjoy the last of the abundance and eat the donuts. They won't be around for ever and you'll miss them when they're gone. I know I will.

Holy shit, how did you not die from stomach ulcers?

Experimental evidence is accumulating, they say, that by improving soil health, crops can be made more resilient to drought and extreme weather

... no shit.

Think about all that carbon going up into the atmosphere. Tipping points go brrrr