Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
He's probably been frustrated with the company since Scalebound, this was only a matter of time. Everyone knows Kamiya isn't exactly shy about sharing his opinions so I bet he's been butting heads with people nonstop. Hope he pulls a Kojima and gets some funding to do his own thing.
Fuck websites that make the video follow you while you scroll.
The dawning comprehension from the green guy is such gold.
Ah good thing the sequel is coming out any day now!
Any day now..
Any day now..
I'm glad after all these years that my local mall is still the face of dead malls everywhere.
I don't even get where the gay comment is coming from. The movie is more ace than anything sexuality wise.
I don't know who this person is, but the example in the OP is definitely clickbait. "This phone is nearly perfect" but doesn't say what the phone is, baiting you to click for the answer instead of just mentioning what phone we're reviewing.
No judgement, it's his business and he's gotta make money, but saying he doesn't do this just seems demonstrably wrong.
You're probably not giving it enough credit, I bet it can illuminate in the day too.
My freezer doesn't go a summer without freeze pops/ice pops and it never will.
Actually shocked this doesn't have 1 guy 1 jar.
People act like America had some sort of campaign against Kinder Eggs when it just violated a blanket "you can't put non-food things inside food" rule.
And Europe HAS lost children to them so I don't know why that became an American thing.