AnonWyo

joined 2 years ago
 

Last words on the cross:

"Well...so much for nepotism!"

 
 

The sound they make when you're nailing them.

 

You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How would you know? You're sleeping.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?

Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago

Turducken would like a word.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 0 points 2 years ago

Cobain's, too.

 

When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"

Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.

 

Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat

Jesus gets the bill

"Why..."

Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose

"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

 

Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

 

AMEN!

 

What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?

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