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The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)

AMEN!

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[-] kaffiene@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

And post offensive stupid stuff publically and act surprised when people don't like it

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Hells yeah! Also gotta downvote facts that contradict ya. That'll teach 'em.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 months ago

And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I want to know how all the people in that picture deal with parking. They must have huge parking structures.

[-] mrmule@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Wait, there's a Christmas market here?

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

That was in Betlehem. This does not look like Pennsylvania.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

No they were at a German flea market. The American mind can't understand a continent of people with no means to move from spot to spot without walking.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 9 months ago

Bullshit, ISIS have toyota hilux.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 9 months ago

JESUS DIDN'T SAY THAT I HOPE YOU GET CANCER

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Jesus didn't say anything, he never existed.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago
[-] overcast5348@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Your mom never existed.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Most days I would agree but I am definitely biased on the matter.

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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Dont tell me what to do cunt.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Fuck you, I'll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago
[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yeh what the fuck is this shit? Op can go to hell. You can get fucked too cunt

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

IT'S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Is my nose too big, mom?

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

What's so special about cheesemakers?

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

This image is fake. Can't believe I'm the only one that can tell.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I also saw it. Jesus wasn't white

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I am going to laugh my ass off if we ever find some letter talking about some albino Jewish magician street preacher getting crucified by Pilot.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

After viewing that, I think Jesus needs to heal my glaucoma or something...

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

I'm not a biblical scholar, like at all, but isn't that exactly the sort of thing he'd say/ do?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

Clearly you have no idea what you’re talking about

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Like yeah I don't, but didn't he curse a fig tree for not having fruit, while it wasn't fig season?

Didn't he get himself executed for like being offended that people were doing business at the temple?

How is that not taking shit personally and arguing with strangers?

You don't think he'd be like coming in hot on a comment chain?

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[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Pft. Guy admits he’s not a biblical scholar then proceeds to have an opinion on the matter. Ridiculous

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's not a bad thing to ask for clarifying questions... How the flying fuck do you think people learn things from people who are scholars/teachers/experts!? Did you never ask a single question in school or your job(s)?? How the fuck do you learn without questions?

You being upset at this is pathetic.

[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I like to think everyone responding negatively to you is just following the prompt, "take memes personally and argue with strangers." I wouldn't take any of it to heart.

Doubly so if they're being serious.

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[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

He is a fictional. The question is if the writer needs him to do it or not.

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

He was almost certainly not fictional.

Fictional constructs don't end up having bitterly opposed factions splintering off within decades of their supposed death, but that's an extremely common feature of nearly every cult organized around a historical central figure.

The specific depiction of Jesus canonized likely has many fictional elements, but the idea that there was no historical figure in the first place is pretty ludicrous.

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[-] pigup@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

the word of the lord, amen

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago
[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm loving the argumentative comments here! Christmas spirit at its finest chefs kiss

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Fuck you and have a very merry christmas with your loved ones, you asshole! And a happy new year, cunt!

[-] joeyv120@ttrpg.network 4 points 9 months ago

He never said that stupid.

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

He didn't exist therefore he said nothing. QED

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[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So the people followed his advice, got offended at his memes, and crucified him. /s

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[-] Arsaille@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Why the hell should I listen to that? This is just stupid.

[-] Newguy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
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