A yes the only "pizza" you need to worry about drowning in if you ever pass out drunk while eating it

That's the difference between analog and digital evolution

It is because you agreed to to the terms and conditions of the Windows operating system

I think this would be better if it was one of those shoulder pets like the spy crab

I started writing a comment of confusion because I thought I was on the mildly infuriating community not the mildly interesting community.

Overall yes this is wonderful progress that more cities need to adopt

End of day two. OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!

I don't know why but when I read that the first time I thought it said Eragon

I love the fact that Bluey and MLP have been worked around and not destroyed yet

A math joke in a Star wars meme. Twice The geek, double the humor

while you're at it. What's your mother's maiden name?

I've gone cold turkey from Reddit and I'm loving it. My one complaint about Lemmy, that I haven't figured out if this is setting for, is when logging on you always see the most active posts from your specific instance. I would like to see instead the top post from all instances by default

Have you ever heard the tragedy of the submersible Titan? I thought not. It's not a story The commoners would tell you. It is a billionaire legend. The Titan was a submersible so uniquely engineered that it used a Logitech controller to maneuver itself. Its owner had such a way of advertising that he even managed to convince people to join without testing. He became so greedy that that the only thing he was afraid of was losing his business, which he did. Unfortunately he was crushed when personally riding his submersible along with other billionaires. Ironic, he could take billionaires to see the Titanic but not himself.