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Like sometimes I'll make a post and I go back and I reread it and I'm like somebody way smarter than me wrote this, and sometimes I'll go back and reread it and wonder how the fuck was I so stupid as to write this?

Is that the way it is for you also, or am I just weirder than the average person?

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 109 points 6 months ago

I don't care if you're on or off the Taylor Swift hate train, but this is freaking funny.

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 78 points 8 months ago

A friend of mine got roped into a game show when he was in Japan and ended up winning ~ $50,000 USD after taxes.

I think it was one of those shows where you had to contort your body into particular shapes to fit through a sliding wall.

Anyway, he bought a truck and paid off some of his family's bills and now he's running for some sort of city council position, but he's kind of a dick so I wouldn't vote for him.

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Fresh Breath Rule (media.kbin.social)

Buy now

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 94 points 9 months ago

Real answer is that it's not that they don't like dick it's that they don't like the dicks attached to them

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 88 points 10 months ago

Is the word "slams" appropriate in this context?

This is not fucking WWE hell in a cell, this is them fining them for breaking the law.

A slam would be the "value of the company", not a small percentage of the money they made off of breaking the law.

You can fine Amazon $130 million.

To "slam" Amazon you got to hit them with 130 billion dollars

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Grandma's cat, 1957 (media.kbin.social)
submitted 10 months ago by Bizarroland@kbin.social to c/cat@lemmy.world

She doesn't remember his name, only that he was the biggest cat she ever had and that he scratched her piano

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 83 points 11 months ago

Poland ought to ban that company from ever working or operating or selling any products inside of its country and any trains made by that company that are not currently owned by Poland should be prevented from traveling on the tracks that cross through Poland.

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 86 points 11 months ago

Or the warden got a nice chunk of change for that man's heart.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Bizarroland@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Assume that the future can change based on your actions, so any historical information that you bring along with you from the intervening 25 years may quickly drift out of the new realities history.

Edit: also assume that you can be given a healthy 21-year-old body if you want or take your previous self's place.

Further, identification will be provided for you if you were not born at that time.

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 90 points 11 months ago

My reaction to this post is about the same as it would be if an alien came up to me and just started garbling noises at me. I have no fucking clue what any of this is supposed to mean

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submitted 11 months ago by Bizarroland@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

What do you think about that movie now?

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 106 points 11 months ago

Shareholders are the worst creation of capitalism so far.

It allows you to create anonymous gray masters that you must serve at any cost no matter how humanly heinous they are.

Also, the bad thing that can happen to the shareholders is that they lose a little money whereas the people beholden to the shareholders can lose everything they have including their souls, and all the shareholders have to do is say "I had nothing to do with it, I just bought a piece of paper, I didn't even get a piece of paper I got an nft" and wash their hands of the whole thing.

The fact that our retirement accounts are being used to fund the hedge managers that create small shareholders that run the businesses that fire us so that the large shareholders get more money now in hopes that in some theoretical future the small shareholders get enough money to enjoy our twilight years is absolute insanity.

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submitted 11 months ago by Bizarroland@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Feel free to share links and talk about what's good about the deal

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 154 points 1 year ago

I once had a job that was working me every single day 9 hours a day because they would not replace the 4th employee who quit, running a 24/7 location.

I told them that if they didn't hire somebody I would quit.

I gave them a week and they hadn't even made an attempt to hire anybody.

I offered to the manager that two days a week we would each take a 12-hour shift, so that each of us in turn would get one full day off each week.

My manager said no.

To my manager's shock and surprise I quit on the spot, and my manager and my coworker each got to work a 12-hour shift for the next 6 weeks every single day until the other person quit and they had to close the business down until they hired in replacements.

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 158 points 1 year ago

So, the play here is to get everyone who agreed to the app to file a binding arbitration suit against McDonalds for wedging a binding arbitration clause into the app.

They have to respond to it and it will cost them a lot of lawyer time and money.

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 106 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Doing it for the kids" he says to himself while she goes around and probably has sex with other people behind his back. Like I think we're all at the point where nobody would fault Will Smith for divorcing Jada pinkett and moving on.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Bizarroland@kbin.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

This is Stephen king's cameo were the ATM machine tells him he is an asshole.

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Ca(rule)pet (media.kbin.social)

Fresh out of the devil's playbook

[-] Bizarroland@kbin.social 134 points 1 year ago

You done fucked up from the moment you turned 5. That's where you went wrong. You should have just stopped getting older

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Bizarroland@kbin.social to c/AskKbin@kbin.social

How would they fare against the gom jabbar?

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Who is your favorite fictional hero or superhero and how would they fare against the gom jabbar?

#AskKbin

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Only $3,000? (media.kbin.social)
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