[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago

Hey have you ever considered acquiring more succulents?

I am a carpenter. I bought a jewelry rack for my partner off amazon. It broke in 2 months.

I assure you your time and effort will not go to waste as this is going to last a million times longer. Not to mention the brownie points!

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 73 points 1 year ago

One year I had a house party with around 80 people. The church across the street (uphill) called the cops on me - twice. So on Halloween I burned a pentagram into my front lawn with a cleaning agent iirc(?) for them to gaze down upon for the next two months until it snowed. They never bothered me again after that. It's good to set boundaries.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 61 points 1 year ago

What a shithole.

Hope he gets into a college as far away as possible.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago

Just tie it to the moon.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago

I've cancelled everything in my life that requires a monthly payment (asides vehicle and rent).

It's not that I can't afford it, it's that I'm fucking sick of it.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 42 points 1 year ago

What - you can't even buy a nice two-bedroom condo here for a million dollars, I think you need to re-evaluate what a millionaire is today.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago

It looks like a shitty kit car.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago

What's with the fucking human ears tho

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 195 points 1 year ago

This sentiment is why I fully believe at least 50% of you shouldn't be allowed to operate a motor vehicle.

Which is more dangerous, backing into a parking spot, or backing into traffic?

For the love of God, if you drive a vehicle, figure it out.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 54 points 1 year ago

At this rate we're probably only a year or two away from seeing an area in the world head into the 50°C+ range and kill everyone who can't get into air conditioning.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago

Nah this place is WAY more chill than reddit.

[-] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago

Yeh but this is summer. All you can see is darkness and it's -48°C the other 10 months of the year....

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