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A Boring Dystopia

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[–] teft@startrek.website 304 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Ben stiller played the greatest douchebags

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[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 208 points 2 years ago (10 children)

I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn't.

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 141 points 2 years ago

I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 60 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It's amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.

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[–] ourob@discuss.tchncs.de 140 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Tony Stark titan of industry

Ooh, that’s going to get under Elon’s skin. I wonder if he’ll challenge Jeff to a cage match for the Tony Stark-wannabe title…

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They're both far too socially oblivious to be Tony Stark.

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not sure Tony Stark embodies social consciousness to me but he’s definitely too self deprecating for either of these two to win the title

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 32 points 2 years ago

Tony Stark knows he's being a dick and knows how not to be a dick, he chooses when he's a dick. Bezos and Musk are so far up their own assholes they are clueless to how to be genuinely good people.

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 99 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can’t really midlife crisis harder than this

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude is living a latent adolescence.

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[–] MrSlicer@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean he didn't buy Twitter.

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 97 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Does using botox make you look like every other woman who uses botox or do only woman who look a certain way use botox?

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[–] MuuuaadDib@lemm.ee 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't know what else to say but I am exhausted with stupid rich people being in my life. I think the French were on to something....

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Fuck the media for glorifying them.

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[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 2 years ago (1 children)

content warning that shit.
Almost threw up in my mouth a bit.

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[–] MuThyme@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

All that money and he chooses to turn himself into this instead of a cat girl. Billionaires are idiots.

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Only if he said stuff like

“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”

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[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Did vogue really post this?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yeah. It's gross. Broke the link to prevent accidental click traffic.

hxxps://www.vogue./c/o/m/article/lauren-sanchez-december-2023-interview-profile

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Here is the archived link if anyone wants to read it without giving Vogue traffic https://archive.ph/3Qb2R

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 52 points 2 years ago (7 children)

What is happening with his girl's face ? is she AI-generated

[–] QuodamoresDei@midwest.social 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The usual too much sub-par plastic surgery, or maybe she actually wanted to look like that...

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (12 children)

I don't know, maybe he's a big fan of the Barbie movie (now available on streaming on Amazon Prime videos) and is cosplaying as the Patriarchy. Not even a Ken, but like, the literal personification of the Patriarchy.

Cowboy and cowgirl costumes are fun to wear, but they are just that, costumes. The only acceptable reasons to pretend to be someone you're not on camera is either you get paid for it as your job, or if it is really, really funny.

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[–] AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There is a lot of shit talking going on in this thread, and I support all of it. BUT, I do want to give ol' Jeffy some props for dating someone his own age.

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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

He looks like a chode in that stupid hat.

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

wtf is wrong with her face?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Face settings


Eyes

Eyebrows

Nose

Lips

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Chin

Jaw

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

too much plastic surgery, for a guess. looks like her lips are overinflated.

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[–] signor@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is it always cowboy and flannels to make them look ‘working class.’

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Because they don’t know what the working class looks like, they just rewatch 80/90s man propaganda and emulate that

[–] bojiggy@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Isn't this like cultural appropriation or some shit?

[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 years ago

Good luck! The fate of Jumanji is in your hands.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 years ago

"Lauren has amazing intuition" says Bezos.

Yeah I bet she fucking does Jeffrey, I bet she does....

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (6 children)

He could have almost any woman he wanted thanks to his wallet, and chose that.

Also, bullshit he’s that beefy.

[–] trias10@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's been doing nothing but roids the last few years, the transformation has been pretty crazy.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

At least he doesn’t have to worry about the side effects. Odds are good that he already has shrivel dick and an anger problem lol.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's not a Tony Stark titan of industry. He's a Lex Luthor titan of industry.

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[–] Gentoo1337@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago

Chat is this real

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

I still remember that tweet someone did about slapping him so hard it would sound like a screenshot.

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