The Allen key is what makes this so easy to assemble.

On the first day, the Lord said "let there be light rail".

Consequences. Nobody is going to want to destroy their reputation by working for her now.

The grim reaper doesn't kill people, it leads them to the afterlife.

Me: Tries to close drawer

Potato masher:

Instructions unclear, now the swing set in my back yard needs it's tires rotated.

JUDGES HATE THIS ONE TRICK!

She looks like she's got another 20 years in her. What a unit.

Yeh I'd love a "hide all elon/twitter/x" toggle.

The term "scene" came towards the tail end of that episode of pop culture.

Give it 5-10 years and this will be fashionable again.

Man I've NEVER heard of a raccoon attack that's fucked up. I've interacted with a million raccoons (including one that broke into my kitchen once) and they have never come close to attacking me. Sounds like they might indeed have rabies. Glad you and your pup sound ok. Just call in sick if you need the sleep tomorrow.