You... you should not be allowed at the petting zoo...

I think we'd all shit your pants.

I appreciate out-of-the-box thinking in a survival situation, but why the fuck did he drink out of his boot? Jesus bro, just cup your hands.

Good, resign. Both are huge pieces of shit.

Israel being evil doesn't make Hamas the good guys. If you butcher unarmed men, women, and children, then you're fucking evil. Fuck Isreal, and fuck Hamas.

It's not nearly as bad as I'd expected. You're only doing short bursts of water, so you're not getting brain freeze on your butthole or anything.

No need to be rude about it, though.

I think you're confusing Michael Fanone (dragged out, tased and beaten, had a heart attack but survived) with Brian Sicknick (had a stroke late that night and died the next day). To my knowledge, Sicknick wasn't involved in any assault that is believed to have caused his death.

(Before anyone jumps down my throat, I think all the Jan 6th rioters are traitors. I just think it's important to be accurate.)

Shut up Elon, you unfuckable, racist, dork.

She already has been released after being charged with discrediting Russia’s Military

The only one guilty of discrediting Russia's military is Russia's military.

What a fucking dork.

What part of "everybody" wasn't clear here?