Short Term and Working Memory of a damn goldfish. Long Term memory is so freakishly good that people think I'm making it up.
I can struggle to tell you what I had for a meal 10 minutes after I finish eating but I can tell you the exact page and location on the page of phrases that I read in a book 20 years ago.
Why did I just go to the kitchen? Who the fuck knows. Ask me what I was doing last Thursday afternoon at 3:30 though and I can write you a detailed description of the entire days events.
Welcome to ADHD.
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