8 hours sleep? I wish... As I get older sleep become an elusive thing.

I see your Vietnam toilet paper and raise it with with my paradoxical environmental savings whatever this is (lights were on when this picture taken):

He never blamed the computer directly because he knew I bought a new laptop for him. But he would say it happened on it's own so...

Is there any civilian alternative distros like this one?

I'm 50 and I don't follow any news. I have limited time left can't be bothered to spend it away worrying or feeling sorry about unfortunate events.

In my experience it's all about how you cook it. There are other methods than just grilling or frying.

To be honest I'm surprised that looking at this picture the first thing that came to my mind was mitochondria and not amoeba. I don't even remember the last time I had any lessons about biology.

Not gonna lie it's an addiction at this point.

They were fun. Used to play with friends over dial-up modem connection.

I agree. That's why I was joking.

I look after two of these adorable birs when I was a teenager. They are usually alright. I don't remember anything bad about them or high maintenance care. You just need to be careful about handling them and their environment not to stress them to much. Only bad thing is their bite. They can rip your fingers off if you make them angry. I remember mines were breaking up the cage's metal bars just because they were bored. Other than that they are very clever and fun pets to have.

That's the one... Ahahaha