[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 27 points 3 months ago

I much prefer to be the butt of jokes and thus not arousing any suspicion that we have it pretty good up here.

I beg ya pardon, this is my secret garden.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 27 points 3 months ago

Have to laugh while dying a little inside when 'free market' people cry about banks, insurance companies, real estate, and other mega corps 'needing' bailouts.

Isn't that the essence of the free market? If companies suck shit, they die. The American people need a fucking bailout right now before another international corporation.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 37 points 4 months ago

Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?

Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 31 points 4 months ago

Remember kids, if a person asks "What would you do if I asked you out?" -- that person is asking you out.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 33 points 5 months ago

I'm always surprised by how many people buy eggplants with their friends.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 25 points 5 months ago

Don't mistake this, he will now do anything and everything to win the election. It's his only chance of avoiding prison. Cornered rat and all that -- it's more important than ever to get out the vote.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 26 points 5 months ago

Where in the exact fuck does diaper don think he's deporting US citizens to?

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 25 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure this is what an aneurysm feels like.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 25 points 7 months ago

I keep telling everybody that says the US is full that I've been to the fucking Dakotas and I disagree.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 21 points 8 months ago

They don't bother trying to square it. Hypocrisy is a given with the cons.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 28 points 8 months ago

Eh, we've already paid for it several times, so we should probably keep it around.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 28 points 9 months ago

Money buys options.

If you have more money, typically you have a greater pool of options to choose from in all avenues of life.

When your finances are desperate or non existent, so are your options.

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