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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 151 points 4 months ago

Okay, if you think that's a good idea image

[-] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 116 points 4 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 53 points 4 months ago

This.

Bubble gut and Jorts isn't exactly a good look.

Oh it's a look, alright but not a good one.

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

The thighs have paled

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[-] Tarkcanis@lemmy.world 88 points 4 months ago

Because body positivity doesn't exist for men.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

I was going to say, because I don't have the stomach of a half starved gym rat. But yours is also good.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Hey my dude. I'll cat call you if you want.

Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I'd want your body all over mines no homo.

Anyways have a nice day.

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[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 72 points 4 months ago

Is Reno 911 the more recent example of this?

[-] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

To provide some perspective/existential dread, that character was introduced over 20 years ago.

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

NO! You can't say that. It defies all know time logic.

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 65 points 4 months ago

I'm not really looking to attract other men at this time

[-] Eol@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 months ago

It's not gay enough anymore.

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[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago
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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

Women what’s stopping you from dressing like 80s horror movie hotties?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nobody puts shoulder pads like that on dresses anymore

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 39 points 4 months ago

Because I'm currently dressed like a skateboarder from the 90's and it's so very comfortable.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 37 points 4 months ago

Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?

Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker

[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

High fructose corn syrup.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 35 points 4 months ago

A lack of 80s beach babes who would enjoy this kind out outfit

[-] figjam@midwest.social 32 points 4 months ago
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[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

Because I did that in the 80s, so now I don't, to protect the public from trauma.

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[-] spaduf@slrpnk.net 21 points 4 months ago

Mostly homophobia I would guess.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Shame, mostly shame.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Because people don't look like they did in the 80's anymore.

[-] teletext@reddthat.com 19 points 4 months ago

Too little cocaine in today's diet.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

My dad bod. I used to wear short shorts and didn't care if my shirt rode up

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[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 months ago

It’s still summer, so I’m rocking my 70’s coke dealer vibe, and don’t want to put away the floral shirts just yet.

The cut-off athletic wear look is definitely a late summer/early autumn. If I can find appropriately skimpy shorts and cut offs, I’ll be all about it.

There needs to be a “Modern Himbo” store so finding clothes like these isn’t such a chore.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

I'll spare the public from having to see my hairy gut and cheeks

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 4 months ago

Belly too fat for the cut off shirt; ass not fat enough for the cut off shorts.

[-] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Wear the shorts on your chest and the shirt on your butt?

[-] ccunning@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Survivorship bias…

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago
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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Cause I'd look like a mustard tiger selling greasy cheeseburgers

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[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

I'm turning 30 in January, and I'm quite self concious of my belly :(

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[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 15 points 4 months ago

The weather

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 13 points 4 months ago

A sense of dignity.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Because it looks dumb af and always did?

Just like the hairstyles everyone had in the 80's. There's a reason no one really dresses like that and it's because generally everyone realized how dumb it really was.

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[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago

because straight men are terrified of appearing gay.

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[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Too many scars.

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2 down votes.

I have real scars, I am embarrassed greatly by how they make me look, even though I could otherwise pull off this look as I am in decent shape.

Guess body shaming is still cool to do to guys.

[-] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Scars are cool

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Social contracts about decency.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

Are you ok, comments? Check your body dysphoria, if you can, that isn't healthy.

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

I went to a 70's themed costume party once and wore short jean shorts like that. Let's just say they only work when you wear tighty whiteys not boxers

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