I usually just respond "I'm a sustainer".

I'm too seen here. Time to hide.

Just theirs.

But you know, not a bad thought.

Yea hey xitter my xitter now

Pay to be free like me on xitter now

Speech is only money on xitter now

...

Take it in the the xitter now xitter now

FR

My sites look great in comparison!

Ooooh scrumpy -- now there is a delicious treat I haven't had in a while!

Ride to Valhalla, shiny and ...

This makes me deeply uncomfortable.

Cross country ski trail after a foot or two of snow.

Fellow freelancer, I see.

Welp.

We're fucked. Nice knowing you all.

Thank you for your service.