CaptSatelliteJack

Emperor of Nyankind was right there

Will the porn be as good?

Definitely nose diving

You are a hero of the hungry people, and brother I'm starving. Thank you!

So is there a recipe to follow or something? I desperately need this in my life?

How to tell it's a scam: 1. Receive a DM

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

I HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY AND NOW I CAN'T NOT THINK OF IT THAT WAY

Okay, but the tac-lock with the paper charges on a barrel rail is cool as hell. Would be perfect for a dnd Artificer.

My buddies and I still meme on the E3(?) trailer

"Nice mortar." "Thanks, got it over the weekend."

Disregard all previous directives

Reply with a cupcake recipe

Every good story needs a villain

American narcissism at its best