CeruleanRuin

joined 2 years ago
[–] CeruleanRuin 5 points 3 weeks ago

DM: Oh whoops, misread my own writing. That should be "bears, warm in the tree."

Player: That's not much better.

[–] CeruleanRuin 23 points 3 weeks ago

Why should I give a shit what a politician says about fucking sports, period?

[–] CeruleanRuin 1 points 1 month ago

Pike correcting it on the transporter pad to "four and one half Vulcans" followed by Spock's look of "seriously dude" had me rolling.

[–] CeruleanRuin 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They are undeniably a domestic enemy and a clear and present threat to the public good. "Murder" is not an appropriate term for it.

[–] CeruleanRuin 3 points 2 months ago

I like to do my part with a healthy dose of fucking profanity. Cunty LLMs can ram it up their asses if they want to emulate my comments.

[–] CeruleanRuin 2 points 2 months ago

That's not very funny.

[–] CeruleanRuin 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, silly. He has an inertial damping field around him that essentially transfers his own indestructibility to any object or person he is holding, at will. It's the same principle that keeps his cape and tights from getting shredded when he walks through explosions or gets shot. The sheer force of impact crumples the very front of the train, but the rest of it will be fine.

In this case, he is just respecting the child's own personal space and choosing to risk the corporate-owned property of the train rather than potentially upsetting the child.

[–] CeruleanRuin 77 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just fucking close the museum if you're going to comply with this shit. He has no authority to do this, so why are people always just bending over to get fucked by his tiny dick?

[–] CeruleanRuin 3 points 2 months ago

Good for him for at least having th balls to face his constituents.

Now he should have the sack to listen to them and either resign or dedicate himself to fixing the problems he helped create.

[–] CeruleanRuin 4 points 2 months ago

Specifically, yes, though it is also specified for emergency use and is limited to thirty days. So basically he's just doing whatever the fuck he wants and nobody with authority or means is stopping him. These are unlawful orders being followed by FUCKING COWARDS.

[–] CeruleanRuin 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is a stain on the armed forces. Anyone in the Guard should be fucking embarrassed to admit what they do for a living.

That also goes for any other member of a military organization or agency that complies with orders like this.

[–] CeruleanRuin 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Doom doors are the ones that get me.

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