Tax the wealthy more, they won't lose any quality of life whatsoever, and the money they extorted from their fellow humans gets paid back to support them in their old age.
This isn't actually a hard problem to solve if you take greed out of the equation.
You don't have a cat.
If you asked my wife, the answer would be that you use them for a day or two tops, but the important part is that you throw them in the hamper wet, and then make sure to put other clothes and stuff on top of them so they sit there damp and mouldering until laundry day comes around.
Our towel bar is directly above the heating grate, so towels, properly hung, will dry fairly quickly there. Considering that towels are typically only used to dry you once you've just thoroughly cleaned yourself, they won't smell like much of anything but maybe soap and shampoo for many days of use, assuming they are able to dry out. But apparently it's more of a priority that they get put in the laundry basket immediately, moisture be damned. I gave up trying to fight that fight long ago.
If it's referenced in the early seasons of The Simpsons, it is timeless.
Circuit breakers don't work for plasma conduits.
And it is crucial because of the [insert technobabble] that the consoles are powered by plasma.
Confusingly, it appears to have little etymological relationship to "bussin'", which entered the lexicon during the same period.
"Humans couldn't possibly change the environment that much!" [gets in manufactured vehicle and drives an hour to work on a concrete roadway without seeing a single natural tree or animal]
You might have to just jack it to lingerie catalogues like I did at your age.
His dementia is really showing now, huh.
Celebrity. Gossip. Is. Not. News.
It turns out that the more you know about the world, the more you tend to lean left.
It's no wonder the right wants to keep people as ignorant as possible.
Well now I'm just hungry for an omelette.