Just to be clear though... whether the things he is doing are technically illegal or not... they're batshit insane. This privileged socialite just running around the US bagging himself any carcasses that aren't nailed down, transporting them large distances, and sometimes dumping them in places...

Are we going to pretend that Wayne Enterprises isn't likely 1 of those 100?

That would be the dream, but it hasn't panned out, and my long notice period is hampering me. I'm not going to continue slogging it out here indefinitely, and I don't need to.

I don't need any additional anxiety to discourage me from getting out of this before I just burn out and am in a worse position.

most Internet users are happy to do a quick Google Search

Yeah, the average redditor won't throw abuse at you for suggesting they use google to find out what something is.

If you have to ask, you're already pretty skeevy.

Ooo... maybe he's pulling a Steven Seagal.

Is it a robot that smacks people when they go above a certain decibel level?

Having worked as a phone monkey and letter monkey previously, this is painfully accurate. The first skill you have to learn is effective questioning, as you only get a certain number of question attempts and the number is different per user.

Barely anyone else does though, thus the point.

The main problem being that people have dug up the last 10 years of reddit memes to repost then on Lemmy.

"Here's $200 in exchange for you never working in this way again."

What a deal...

It's the money from Reddit's IPO launch that he is after, the API changes are about sending a message to investors that their needs will come first.