"More than a dozen employees" for Wells Fargo is basically no one.

Neuralink reportedly floated the idea of removing his implant

This immediately sank when someone pointed out that it would be a PR nightmare, which naturally was more important than patient safety.

"It's called whatever will make the stock price go up."

"There is no active threat to the community, Columbus police said."

False.

Will it make my ISP give me more internets to push through that WiFi? No? Then it isn't going to change my world, sadly.

He should be facing far more serious legal consequences, suffice to say. Rather than this piecemeal, "ooo, maybe we can get him on a technicality" bullshit. If a democracy is incapable of even protecting itself from such a hamfisted coup, how could it hope to protect itself from one orchestrated by a person who isn't pants on head stupid.

If you let Nazis congregate at your bar, congratulations, it's a Nazi bar now.

Thousands of voters disenfranchised.

Well that's... a take.

"Look, just hand me scalpel and I'll do it."

What a great idea to staff your peacekeeping force exclusively with narcissists and sociopaths.

Have you tried separating your recycling out? It'll help offset the cruise ships that each put out around 250,000 cars worth of straight up pollution a year, without factoring in other impacts.