[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in a mafia movie. Cool”

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[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

Does this man know how to party or what??

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Insert GIF of Homer Simpson saying “The hottest so far!”

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

He’s not really being charged with hush money but how he gave the hush money. In simplistic terms he laundered money to not make it seem like he paid off a porn star. That’s what is illegal.

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago

Why is everyone acting so surprised by this?? It’s Ubisoft. It was always going to be an open world live service penny pinching cash grab.

I won’t even think about buying a game until a week after it’s out because that’s when most companies patch in even more micro transactions.

This whole industry cut open the golden gooses of their player base and yet there’s still enough people out there shitting out golden eggs.

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

This sounds like Series S requirements/limitations. The series X could easily handle the game but since Microsoft requires it to run on Series S they probably made the choice to work it on PS5 then would push resources to work out the Series S issues. Makes sense.

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

Shit you’re right. My bad. Let my shame be known.

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

Immediately disinterested in the film because of no Daft Punk.

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Jeff Winger : I'm saying you're a football player! It's in your blood!

Troy Barnes : That's racist.

Jeff Winger : Your soul!

Troy Barnes : That's racist.

Jeff Winger : Your eyes?

Troy Barnes : That's gay?

Jeff Winger : That's homophobic.

Troy Barnes : That's black.

Jeff Winger : That's racist!

Troy Barnes : ...Damn!

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

I won’t bother saying what I use to have. I sail the seas now.

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Son of a… I was really liking the idea of this movie… what a shit ass move by Warner Bros.

[-] CooperHawkes@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

You have to respect that the party didn’t just fall over themselves defending another “D”. I wish this was a “Both sides” habit.

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