It took me far to long to figure out that there wasn't a prison for cybersecurity experts that was selling private videos

I met a friend with autism when we worked together years ago. One day he came to me and said "I've been talking to some people and doing some tests and it looks like I might have autism."
I looked at him for a few seconds and said "wait, you didn't know?"
"You knew and didn't say anything?!"
"Well I thought you knew! It's not really casual work chat 'hey man, how was your weekend? BTW looks like you're a bit autistic'"

There are people who don't just use the edge of whatever vessel the egg is going into?

Sure, I'll donate when I'm not working 70 hour weeks and actually have some time to.

And he donned his robe and wizard hat for the last time :'(

He shouldn't have even been in prison

Primative Technology. A dude out in the bush building houses and tools out of mud, sticks, and rocks without speaking a word.

DeSantis: I helped do a genocide!
Genociders: no you the fuck did not

I just pulled this one on my manager. Felt so damn good

I remember a few years back when Dennis almost fell through his roof while he had him running cables and there was no concern for his wellbeing, just shitting on him for being useless. Made me super uncomfortable to watch

Wait, why do we hate Gabe?

Friendship with Brave has ended. Firefox is my new best friend