this is my goal today

The diet Coke needs to be labeled "support Nazis"

Your premise is different from mine (needing a wall). (friendly correction:You spelled the country wrong.)

tippy taps and Gilmore girls

We always seem to be pro genocide

yummy shouice

that's what the bone is for!

or lack there of!

All humans are a burden

Investing in a nanny or babysitter to relieve you of duty periodically for even an hour or two is the only thing that keeps all of us sane.

I wish there were more resources for parents instead of the assumption that two people can handle the well being of a child

holy shit, yes!!

They forgot: what if Colombians had feelings