CurlyMoustache

"For 45 fucking minutes, 'n stuff"

FTFY

Don't talk about my mother like that

truck nuts

Yes, I'm a man in my 40s. Why do you ask?

Americans must be all holding hands when they drop anchor

No, no, no, this was from 2008 and the "release" of the new LC model: https://www.ign.com/articles/2008/08/15/lara-croft-i-presume

They actually went with this photo (and others), but have since moderated themselves

It was a beautiful Norwegian summer. The sun was out, the rain had stopped and the midges was not out (yet).

I was around 8 or 9 and only wearing a pair of shorts feeling the sun kiss my shockingly white skin, while I carried our cat outside. She was laying over my shoulder. She purred and purred. It was bliss.

Then my mother pulled the cord and fired up the lawn mover. The cat used me as a ramp as it took off and ran inside to hide under the couch.

As a man in my 40s, I have both physical and psychological scars from that day.

This follows classic maritime law: You don't have to pay taxes if you live in the air. That is what my lawyer Chareth Cutestory said. I have the best lawyers

This one is newer: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-j9f95EJaTHg/VNBkM0cJhCI/AAAAAAAARzs/wIzGSSJkiCo/s1600/alison-carroll-kick-1210867833.jpg

It was Pol Pot

You'll miss the climate change transition period when the sea rises, the food and fresh water is almost non existent, and the mass migrations begin 😀

Ethiopian Vehicles

I can smell your neckbeard and fedora from here