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Here's a comprehensive list why killing the orange Shitgibbon is a bad idea:
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Look at that face, all wide eyed with a hint of a horny smile. That is a face of a person that's just been caught looking at clown based scat porn ...but is trying to play it off that she is working.
It's a story as old as time!

Too many people are sticking a wick in the 'chocolate' and getting some very long lasting candles and, like most big companies, they really didn't like people getting any real value for money so they've dropped the wax.

Obviously it'll still taste like shit, just not waxy shit.

It is akin to the car that Homer Simpson designed.

Yep, and precede it with something like "I enjoy our friendship but I have to ask..."
Put the emphasis on the friendship and how both can learn from it.

Ha, I've had that happen when our kids were little yet didn't think of that at all. Thanks for making me laugh and bringing back the nightmare of the midnight pooper 🤣

can you explain what you mean?

Yes.

You heard it wrong. You thought they said "here's responsible spending" however they actually said "irresponsible spending"

Having a shit is a natural process, however doing it privately in toilets is nowadays somewhat of a social construct.
So, should I stop using the toilet and use your bed instead?

(Edit: I didn't think I needed to add an /s but...)

The problem nowadays is nobody wants to work...

The problem is you're just not angry enough and therefore don't need to blame anything and everything on others. THIS IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, now go and stump your toe on something and start blaming others for it, dammit!!!!