If he's not willing to listen to your ramblings, is he even worth your time? Am I right or am I right girlbosses?

She knew he was too good for her

All spiders are bastards

I really like this as a meme format

So I first thought singularity as in the core of a black hole and said yeah that'll be hard to solve then I remembered singularity as in artificial super intelligence and yeah good luck to that intern

Forgive my ignorance but isn't a bullet made up by those things? Why would they need to mention the components of the bullet for it to make sense?

Flies are... *checks notes* racist?

It feels like it was just yesterday...

Huh, people usually don't apologize after giving gifts

Gal is not allowed joy on a weekday. Cruel machinations of capitalism 😢

Aren't those for children, like for building habits and shit

He could easily save 3600 if he just burned the lawsuit files