Dee

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[–] Dee 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filthy Imperial? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in House Telvanni, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Black Marsh, and I have over 300 confirmed farm equipment kills. I am trained in Dunmer warfare and I'm the top battlemage in the entire Vvardenfell armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision spells the likes of which has never been seen before in this realm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Cyrodiil and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ash storm, scrib. The ash storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with conjuration. Not only am I extensively trained in alchemical combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Sixth House and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn N'wah. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Brought to you by the Great House Telvanni.

[–] Dee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ah, a fellow N'wah.

[–] Dee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

bags of holding.

It's true. The character in my current campaign has two bags of holding and a bag of devouring.

[–] Dee 4 points 2 years ago

Yes, mainly because I already requested it and they add nothing to discussions but brigading and insults. There's a rare occurrence where a Hexbear member adds something to the conversation but it's so infrequently that I can't recommend defederation from them enough.

[–] Dee 7 points 2 years ago

I don't remember the last time I've ran a game RAW. There's always a tweak or two that's useful to customize things for each table.

[–] Dee 14 points 2 years ago

given their direct rulers are the billionaires

[–] Dee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Yeah, I use threads like these to block users. Can't wait for lemmy to implement user level instance blocking like mastodon has.

Edit: don't downvote me, tell me what issue you have with this.

[–] Dee 20 points 2 years ago (4 children)

What happened in Florida now?

[–] Dee 1 points 2 years ago

And there you go accusing somebody else of acting superior with that tone. While the projection is palpable it's tiring, please, go away.

[–] Dee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I didn't know a single sentence at the beginning of my comment qualified as a rant. I'm sorry you feel so attacked by pointing out that a cat owners house doesn't need to smell and that it was confirmed by others in the comments.

different people have different senses of smell and life experiences.

Maybe you should listen to your own words and realize that our homes don't have to smell just because yours does. Have a nice day.

[–] Dee 1 points 2 years ago

I vaguely remember a while back talking to my partner about the same thing when changing the litter, I think you're right in that they did change formulas at some point.

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