DickFiasco

Ahhh, and here I thought she got '1992' tattooed to commemorate the year that Mae Jemison became the first black woman to go to space.

To answer your questions:

1. Since this is a one-time backup, the easiest way is to copy your files to the external drive, install Linux, then copy them back to the SSD. I don't know if it's possible to preserve the Windows metadata though since that data isn't stored in normal, user-accessible files. Folder structure will be preserved though, and you can keep the same creation and last-modified dates using the cp command with the --preserve option.

2. The normal file copy/paste commands will work fine. If you want to do periodic backups, look at rsync.

3. LibreOffice will open most Microsoft Office files, and Linux has many FOSS alternatives to common commercial software. You can also look at Wine to run native Windows programs under Linux.

Genetics is, in fact, a science, and it allows for offspring to grow to be bigger than their parents.

Oh my God that's evil. Better hope the Microsoft execs don't see this.

Lisan al gaib!

It's easy, you just have to sign up for Microsoft's CD burning app for $6.99/month. Make sure to have your credit card, social security number, and birth certificate handy when you setup your account. You just have to watch a short advertisement before burning each CD.

Game devs back then were also the company owners and CEOs.

Normally the main rotor's range of motion is intentionally limited such that this can't happen, but through a combination of rapid changes in pitch and extreme control inputs, the main rotor can flex enough to contact the tail boom.

It was previously worn by her sex doll.

What fucking dystopian timeline is this, where a social media company has military ambitions? I was hoping for the Idiocracy version where I can get a handjob at Starbucks.

Temu Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I have the same add-on I think. When I type hunter2 it just shows up as hunter2 instead.