We prefer the term ooze...

I can hear the sound of a billabong velcro wallet being ripped open

There's a sleeping bus tour in Hong Kong for people who enjoy sleeping on moving vehicles

Don't speak

For an edgier sound cough

The one with the serrated edges? I don't like it, it's a bitch to clean, even though it saves x amount of cutoff... I much prefer the type linked by op, I have an even more ergonomic one from wmf that I love

He looks like a relative of the demon TV pastor that died a couple of months back

Everything nice

I hardly bump into people. Period. Most I see are posts with zero engagement

The drier the vegetation the more flammable it becomes

Yes! I have the same problem! Or similar at least...

In my own posts I don't see any comments on my posts, I only see them as replies in my inbox.

And then in the Frankfurt subfeddit specifically, I only see my (commentless) posts, even though there exist other posts. I only see the posts of others when I log off.

This is like this in the connect app, Firefox, chrome...

Edit: actually, the first problem I also only have in the Frankfurt sub... My one other post in the kaffee subfeddit shows up fine

Rookie mistake is to look for coding jobs in Luxembourg, you earn 68k as a elementary school teacher