[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 10 points 1 week ago

Is that the place where they fire people while increasing the CEO salary or is this something else, the Mozilla setup is so confusing.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 12 points 2 weeks ago

twice as dead

That's like even worse than being dead!

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 18 points 3 weeks ago

Is that the phenomenon commonly known as "gravity"?

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 16 points 3 weeks ago

Too bad you're not a gamer like Denuvonian Man, you'd know a thing or two about games.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 14 points 3 weeks ago

Unless it's 24h gold service with 24k gold pay, the work phone gets turned off at the end of office hours.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 15 points 3 weeks ago

It's all in good fun

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 12 points 3 weeks ago

I know how to quit smoking weed erry day, I simply choose not to.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 16 points 4 weeks ago

I know two letters, O and S.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 9 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah so I'm not into feet either.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 20 points 4 weeks ago

Have you ever said it and it turned out to be someone calling the wrong number? Are you ever worried she'll flip it on you and conspire with a friend to have them call you on her phone?

You're playing a dangerous game, friend.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 10 points 4 weeks ago

Damn engagers, ruining it for the rest of us.

[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 14 points 4 weeks ago

Issue #363 - My phone notified me about an add

Issue #366 - My phone have notified me about ads twice

Issue #372 - My phone have notified me about ads three times

That's the good stuff.

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